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tiny joke

Post by Metacrock » Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:05 pm

this was let by Tiny thinker on the old relax board:

Two atoms are walking down the street when the first atom grabs the second one and says "Wait, stop, I lost an electron."

The second atom asks, "Are you sure?"

The first atom says, "Yes, I'm positive."
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Re: tiny joke

Post by unred typo » Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:13 pm

I love that. Now if I just had a ROTFL smilie.... :D :arrow: :D :arrow: :D
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Re: tiny joke

Post by tinythinker » Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:07 pm

I actually heard that on some NPR show that had recorded some people calling in with their favorite jokes. I didn't catch the caller's name, nor am I sure what show it was (I was scanning different stations trying to pick up something interesting.

Here is an oldie but... well, it's just an oldie:

Question: Why is a fancy vacuum cleaner a bad gift for a Buddhist?

Answer: It comes with (several) attachments.
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Re: tiny joke

Post by doxaws » Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:01 pm

can you help me get smiles for my boards?

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Re: tiny joke

Post by tinythinker » Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:17 pm

I'm not sure how smilies work on this software, but there are many free emoticons and smilies available on the web.
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Re: tiny joke

Post by KR Wordgazer » Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:12 am

I like that joke, Tiny. :lol:
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Re: tiny joke

Post by Metacrock » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:38 am

unred typo wrote:I love that. Now if I just had a ROTFL smilie.... :D :arrow: :D :arrow: :D

I have tried to download more but somehow I can't. So I will have to get Richard Deam who set up this board and pays for the domain (of "God and Science" site) to do it. I"m sure he can.
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Re: tiny joke

Post by 2thePoint » Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:52 pm

Here's a rotflol smiley:
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Re: tiny joke

Post by Metacrock » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:33 pm

2thePoint wrote:Here's a rotflol smiley:
rotflol.gif
hey thanks! I don't know how to I can get it there.
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Re: tiny joke

Post by unred typo » Sun Feb 17, 2008 6:02 am

2thePoint wrote:Here's a rotflol smiley:
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testing...am I rolling on the floor yet?
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