Just for a laugh, I present Dsavid Lettermans Top Ten list form a coupel of nihts ago, Which lits the Top Ten ways President Bush an his cabinate have coem upwith to Stimulate the Economy.
Enjoy.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Top Ten George W. Bush Ideas For Stimulating the Economy
Top Ten
10: Send troops to invade U.S. Mint
9: Oprah gives everybody a new car
8: Turn Grand Canyon into a giant national "Have a penny, leave a penny" jar
7: Cheney threatens to shoot treasury secretary in the face
6: Plans to fix economy in third term
5: Replace Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke with briefcase babes from "Deal or No Deal"
4: Send elite team of economists to rob Mick Jagger's apartment
3: Ahhh -- somebody help...Cloverfield monster...Run for your lives!
2: Maybe not spending a billion dollars a month in Iraq?
1: Forget the economy -- why doesn't someone try stimulating Condoleezza?
Top Ten Ways For Bush TO Stimulate The Economy
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