my sister's contribution

[Metacrock]

I like these, I got a chuckle. This is my sister's concept of humor. she sent this to me.




--- On Sun, 6/29/08, Linda Crosland <lcros3@earthlink.net> wrote:

From: Linda Crosland <lcros3@earthlink.net>
Subject:
To: "Linda Crosland" <lcros3@earthlink.net>
Date: Sunday, June 29, 2008, 7:40 PM



Strange Thoughts to Ponder:



Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?



Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?



Does peanut butter really have butter in it?



Do mimes watch silent movies?



Is the fear of flying groundless?



What would you use to dilute water?



Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?



Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?



Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?



Can you be a closet claustrophobic?



Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?



Did Adam and Eve have navels?



Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?

[KR Wordgazer]

Those are a kick! Love them!

[sgttomas]

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Heh. Funny.

Also not funny, as it is true. *rolls eyes*

-sgtt.

[Metacrock]

Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?

Heh. Funny.

Also not funny, as it is true. *rolls eyes*

-sgtt.

how do they get seeds to plant seedless melons?

[sgttomas]

huh. ....good question.

....how does Monsanto grow terminator seeds?

hadn't really occurred to me.

Do you know?

-sgtt.